Weight Lifting is a Slog at Times

It fucking mystifies me how there are obese people who claim it is impossible for them to lose weight (when that has been proven statistically false), when I make a measured attempt to intake more calories than I put out, divided up into portions of carbohydrates, fats, and proteins that should make me gain weight and still look, at times, like I mistook grinding in an MMO for endurance training and think cocaine is a food group.

goldencommon:

I thought this deck looked like garbage when I drafted it.
But yes, I’m acutely aware I’ve now jinxed it.

Three Fireballs.2 Polys.Tons of value two drops.Water Ele.Strong mid to late transition.Yeah, its terrible. 

goldencommon:

I thought this deck looked like garbage when I drafted it.

But yes, I’m acutely aware I’ve now jinxed it.

Three Fireballs.
2 Polys.
Tons of value two drops.
Water Ele.
Strong mid to late transition.

Yeah, its terrible. 

becausebirds:

the difference between birds and birbs

becausebirds:

the difference between birds and birbs

Always

BM zoo and hunter.

butisaidplease:

I love Nick Offerman.

butisaidplease:

I love Nick Offerman.

If someone were to die at the age of 63 after a lifelong battle with MS or Sickle Cell, we’d say they were a "fighter" or an "inspiration". But when someone dies after a lifelong battle with severe mental illness and drug addiction, we say it was a tragedy and tell everyone "don’t be like him, please seek help". That’s bullshit. Robin Williams sought help his entire life. He saw a psychiatrist. He quit drinking. He went to rehab. He did this for decades. That’s HOW he made it to 63. For some people, 63 is a fucking miracle. I know several people who didn’t make it past 23 and I’d do anything to have 40 more years with them.

The Dish

Today, on Super Important Things I’d Never be Brave Enough to Say Myself.

(via hancesolo)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

beatonna:

King Baby says No

beatonna:

King Baby says No

milliondollarnigga:

solarsenpai:

this will always be great

laughing